Larry Knows Best

Look at this man. Look into his eyes. He doesn’t care about your blog (or my blog), or how many facebook friends you have. He’s not interested in

small talk about where you live or what you do for a living. It’s not that he doesn’t care – sometimes he cares way too much (if something you say or do tickles his neurosis, he’ll obsess on it for days and days and then he’ll probably find an inadvertently inappropriate way to let you know that you’ve been on his mind). He’s not trying to be rude, it’s just that he has no time for stupid societal mores. He is not afraid to question where others hang their heads and sheepishly follow. This, Loyal Reader, is Larry David, and he is my idol.

Seek enlightenment. Watch the new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm and worship at the temple of common sense.
 

“I get it. You know, it’s bedrooms, bathrooms. I get it.”
Larry don’t care about no stupid house tour (warning: explicit language)

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