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Pericles The Great

Posted in Appearances, General, News, Rants on September 21, 2011 by Michael Louis Calvillo

I used to hate cats. Well, hate is too strong a word. I’ve always disliked cats. I mistrusted them. They made me very uncomfortable, their skittish nature. Plus, I’m allergic. About ninety-five percent of them fuzzballs make my eyes water and my throat constrict. Kittens are so damn cute, I’ve weathered reactions just to hold them. But full-grown cats? No way.

This one time I went to my in-laws. Michelle and I were supposed to meet up with high school friends at a bar later on. I sat at the dinner table and ate a grand dinner of whatever, awesome dish, her mom whipped up. I touched my face just like that CONTAGION movie says, suggesting we touch it at least five times at minute or something. There, I’ve just done it, rubbing at my mustache (if you have a mustache or beard you have to stroke it ;-)).

Anyhow, my eyes swelled up and itched the hell out of me from the inside out. I wanted to turn my eyeballs around and rinse them in lukewarm water. Then my throat starts to squeeeze. And I am swallowing back dry, cracky swallows! Turns out that the seat cushion  I was sitting on, the one that I’ve touched (sometimes I sit on my hands), is covered in cat hair! I was sitting in one of the cat’s nesting areas! Yuck!

Worst night of my life!

No cats. Keep them away please. But my wife and kid love cats and kittens are cute beyond their allergic response. Sometimes I’m a softy and we end up with a cat.

Our first boy was Vader. Other suitable names would have been Hell, or Fire, or Demon or something. He was as badass as his name suggested. He was an orange tabby. In his youth, he’d race around the room at one hundred miles an hour jumping on everything. He landed on me, claws out, many, many, many times.

I really didn’t like that cat. The moment we agreed to make him an outdoor cat, I was a happy man. His hair wouldn’t affect me. Once he was outdoorsy, we saw him when he came home to eat and say hello. I liked him a little better. He was a jungle warrior. I learned to appreciate his grace and cunning. Dogs look physically handicapped in comparison. This little mutha stalked the grounds of Horsethief Canyon (a community we used to live in) like a bobcat on the loose. He’d mess up people’s yards and kill birds and just go all Honey Badger crazy.

Any excuse…

We think the coyotes got him. He never came home and that was that, – bye, bye cat.

I wasn’t too broken up.

Then there was Pericles. Pericles is the kind of cat you’d want to have a funeral for. He was a near-perfect being (I could do without the licking and cleaning. Sometimes that got gross). And his personality was tremendous. Pericles was a delightful creature. He was the friendliest, most docile animal I’ve ever encountered. He liked people and greeted them. He loved red wine but hated everything else (food wasn’t his thing – he refused to eat any people food). You couldn’t train him with treats.


(Getting down at Christmas.)

 

But then, you didn’t need to. When you picked him up he purred until you put him back down. I’m not in to animal cuddling. Pets are little animals that really take showers. Their hygiene isn’t up to snuff. I usually just wave at them. If it’s really cute, I’ll pet its head or something.

Pericles was so chill. He slept probably about eighteen hours a day, waking up every few hours to eat or do his business or jump in the windowsills and perch there and guard our castle like the true loved-one he was.

Well, it’s off to Vegas. Stay tuned, my next three blogs are going to be coming at you live from the Stratosphere.

Killing It At Killercon 3

Posted in Books, News on September 20, 2011 by Michael Louis Calvillo

Ever since I was a wee lad, I’ve wanted to be a performer. I like the limelight. I want to affect humble. I don’t want to come off as some arrogant jerk-face, but I do enjoy doing my thing. It’s one of the reasons I love teaching. Day in and day out I’ve got a captive audience upon which I can try out new material. I joke. I rap. I rant. Loyal Reader, I aim to entertain!

I’ve had the little bug all my life. From talent shows, to lip synch, to rawking it in bands, to readings, to teachings – I’m an animal!

So, it is with great pleasure that I invite you to my Killercon 3 Reading. Now, I know very few of you will actually be in Vegas this weekend, but if you’re among the lucky group who will be living it up in Sin City, I’d love to dazzle you with a rapid-fire barrage of gloriously profane, horrible, awful, gory, ghoulish storytelling. Expect spastic convulsions and a near-uncontrollable, literary smackdown!

Behold…

 
(Show up and see what other combos I can come up with…)

 

This pictograph says it all, right?

In addition to the very real possibility of your head exploding, the moment you step through those doors, my lovely wife, Michelle, will greet you and give you a raffle ticket. If you make it through the performance in one, fleshy piece, you may even win (I so hope YOU do) a hardcover limited of the sold out DEATH & DESIRE IN THE AGE OF WOMEN, or BLEED FOR YOU, or a trade paperback of BLOOD & GRISTLE.

Nice, huh?

Okay then, Party People, travel safe. We’ll meet up in the desert. I’ll see you on Friday, at 11:30am, somewhere in the Stratosphere, if I don’t see you somewhere else first.

 

Is It Just Me, Or Is The World A Pretty Jacked Up Place?

Posted in Books, General, News on September 19, 2011 by Michael Louis Calvillo

First off, R.I.P to fellow writer friend, Mark Worthen. Fate struck suddenly. The man will be missed. My sincerest sympathies to Mr. Worthen’s wife, family, friends, and fans.

Sucks.

I’m still shocked.

Not really much to say, Loyal Reader. It doesn’t feel right to hype books, or tell you about Vegas plans at the moment (I’ll get back to it tomorrow, okay? Promise). Instead, I’ll leave the rest of this particular blog post in observance of a life taken far too soon…

 

 

7BRAINS!

Posted in Books, News on September 18, 2011 by Michael Louis Calvillo

At long last…It’s here! The Official Big Announcement: I can finally tell you a bit about 7BRAINS! Burning Effigy Press, 7BRAINS’ publisher, made things Official right here.


(Oh yeah! I wonder what it tastes like?)

The cover, by Frank Walls (one of the BEST dark artists out there), is gooey, goopy gross! It fits the demented narrative beautifully. And I can assure you the story and its layouts are prisitine. Burning Effigy gave the book a couple of deep, deep edits. Everything reads beautifully. We crushed a billion typos and then a billion more.

We’re bound to find something in the end product, but our initial defense led an intense, pre-emptive strike and we obliterated most of them. Things read like butter. Oh yeah.

Here’s to Burning Effigy’s thorough work. They take the editorial side of things seriously. Recent works look equally impressive. Click the links to check the art for Nate Southard’s THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE, Maria Alexander’s AT LOUCHE END, and Tobin Elliot’s VANISHING HOPE. Cool, huh?

Okay then, 7BRAINS. check out the cover copy for a breakdown:

Humanity is on the cusp of a New Evolution. Yep! Pure Emotion has curdled and given way to empty solutions, a gilded edge of bling-bling exteriors masking Rampant Corruption, Souring Evil, and Internal Pollution.

Our hero, Malcolm, the reluctant man with a reluctant plan, purpose fluttering in his chest from zero to a million miles an hour in seconds flat, holds the keys to the kingdom of light. All he has to do is eat seven lovely brains and set things right. He’s got a hacksaw, and a hammer, and a set of determined, pearly whites. Can he usher in hope before the imminent descent of everlasting night?

Now hold on. You can’t order it just yet. It won’t go live live, until it goes on sale officially, officially at Killercon 3, September 22nd, 2011. When it does go live it will be an inexpensive chapbook. It will be significantly cheaper than hardcover limiteds like DEATH & DESIRE IN THE AGE OF WOMEN or AS FATE WOULD HAVE IT. You could definitely afford more than one if that’s the route you’re going down ;-).

The first copies will be sold at Killercon 3 and then once I get back I’ll bang the drum a bit and try to sell some books via Facebook and WordPress. It’ll be lots of fun launching it. If you pick up a copy, a quick review, posted mostly anywhere on the Internet, will make you eligible to win a $55 copy of DEATH & DESIRE IN THE AGE OF WOMEN. Just send me a link and you’re in (warning: deadline: October 31st, 2011).

Anyway, as alluded to above, 7 BRAINS is a novella about one man’s descent into madness as he reluctantly tries to usher in a New Evolution, an ambivalent, primordial force that will annhilate our current state of being and propel our souls into an uncertain future.

Magic like this doesn’t just happen over night, Loyal Reader. Our hero must accomplish a number of tasks to bring upon this instant evolution. In a nutshell, he has to eat 7 special Brains to align the Fates and get time spinning.

I think the effort came out very interesting. Heck, you may very well love it! But then, you’ll never know unless you follow me and keep on the alert for the all-important Official, Official Big Announcement.

Whew, I tell you, I am in awe of the process. Whenever a new book comes out I get nervous and excited! I can’t wait to see what y’all think…

Metal With Melody

Posted in General, Music, News, Raves, Television on September 17, 2011 by Michael Louis Calvillo

My latest obsession is VH1 Classic’s   THAT METAL SHOW, in which three, New Yorker Metal Head Journalists and comedians, host a Metal talk show and banter about hard rock trivia. I like the show’s shaggy approach. The hosts are likable guys.

I get about eighty percent of what they’re talking about. I’ve always been a music buff. I like reading Rock Star biographies and books about rock culture. There are some bands I’ve only read about, but haven’t heard. I’m not so familiar with lots of the older Metal – Deep Purple, Saxon, Iron Maiden (though I loved all of their rock-horror Evil Eddie-the-head art), and even Judas Priest (though Breaking the Law managed to work its way into popular culture thanks to Beavis & Butthead). I’m good with Black Sabbath and AC/DC. Same with most of the hair Metal 80s stuff. Same with some of the subgenre stuff – industrial rock, death Metal.


(Ed The Head – Iconic Metal art.)

I don’t dig most of the atonal thrash stuff. Some guitar riffs really stand out, but musically things are focused on being heavy and the vocals suffer. Grunts and growls suffice. Melody is either accidental or perpetrated by true artistry, but not necessary. Most Metal heads don’t care. They lock into a heavy groove and rawk it. I understand, but thanks to those Beatles, the bar has been set. Some Metal just falls short.

Michelle and I have been to a number of hardcore concerts over the years, from when were young romantics in black up until just a couple of years ago. We’ve seen everything from Gwar to Marilyn Manson to Korn. We even saw Blue Oyster Cult (at a fair ground no less).


(Gwar – The Scumdogs of The Universe sound as good as they look!)

At some of these concerts (when we were young), we got pretty physical – shoved up against the stage, chaos erupting behind us in an explosion of mosh pits and leaning masses. Sweat mingles. Bruises develop. It was an exhilarating time, Loyal Reader.

We don’t go to live music much as of late. The last few shows we caught were mellow affairs. Martini bar type settings with table seating and say…I don’t know…someone like Matthew Sweet (we saw him in San Francisco at The Boom-Boom Room) rocking to the politely drinking room of thirty-something hipsters. A very different vibe, huh?

I prefer the grit and grime of a relentless punk show, but I’m too old for that stuff. Those bruises don’t heal so fast. I can’t shake off an accidental boot to the head like I used to.

But we have THAT METAL SHOW. We can relive our fiery youths through spirited conversation with the rockers who helped make it all possible. It’s interesting, it fuels my pop trivia fire. It’s cathartic.

Eddie Trunk, Jim Florentine, and Don Jamieson, are well-versed in the ways of Metal. Their inner fourteen-year-olds are strong. More importantly, they can carry a show. They make Metal sing.

I’m gonna watch tonight’s new episode right now…

Here’s Steven Adler on an earlier episode…

…And The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth (At Least During The Holiday Shopping Season)

Posted in General, News on September 16, 2011 by Michael Louis Calvillo

So here I am blogging. Great. Just fine. Oh, Senor Calvillo, what have you gotten yourself into with this daily blog thingee? I am TIRED, Loyal Reader.

We worked all day (when I say we, I mean myself, my wifey and my daughter) at school and then right after we drove about thirty minutes to meet my mama, and nana, and auntie, for a nice dinner visit. Then we drove back, we stopped by Gamestop on the way and picked up a copy of GOD OF WAR: ORIGINS COLLECTION.


(If you see these eyes, you’re already dead.)

So here I am blogging when I’d rather be:

A.) Hacking up beasties with Kratos‘ badass blades.
B.) Sleeping.
C.) Vegging out.

Oh well. Great. Just fine.

Don’t get me wrong, Loyal Reader. I LOVE blogging for you. But it’s been one of those days, you know?

Okay then, GOD OF WAR: ORIGINS COLLECTION. Cool, huh? I hope.

I’m a little leery, but then I did read a bunch of Metacritic reviews and things actually sound pretty good. My apprehensions stem from the fact that the two games on the disc (two games for 40 bucks made it all the easier to jump in) are ported over from Sony’s handheld PSP.

GOD OF WAR 3 was so beautifully epic, with jaw dropping backgrounds and awe-inspiring graphics. But GOW 3 was built for the PS3, a system with zillions of times more processing power than that of the paltry PSP.


(Oh yeah! It’s on like Donkey Kong!)

Can a PSP port work on the significantly advanced PS3?

The critics think so. They say the HD upgrade and a number of minor gameplay tweaks (on the PSP, dodge was mapped to the right bumper – on the PS3, it’s been re-mapped to the right analog stick just like the GOW console games) make a wonderful difference. They say if you’re a GOW fan it’s a must own.

I LOVE GOW (hence the ownership).

There’s nothing like ripping the wings off of demented harpies or disemboweling a raging minotaur. As far as action games go, GOW is the pinnacle. Except I am a little nervous for the ORIGINS COLLECTION because I am so not about moving backwards…

I tried it with HALO. I played HALO 3, really dug it, then went out and picked up HALO 2, a game designed for the original XBOX, but playable on the XBOX 360. Ugh. The game was ugly as sin. It was a clunky mess. I internally promised myself to never move backward again. Gaming (for me anyhow) is all about impressive graphics and super smooth control. Screw that retro crap. I want the future and I want it now. The better a system pulls it off, the more interested I am.


(Gobble, gobble, gobble.)

So then, I’m going to sign off and pop this disc in and see what’s what.

The rest of this year, once GEARS OF WAR 3 drops next week, all the way up through Christmas, is game CRAZY.

Stellar, triple A titles are coming out every week. There are actually too many games to take stock of (unless I want to write, and write, and write – tonight, I haven’t the energy). A few biggies that come to mind are the OBLIVION sequel, SKYRIM, Id‘s RAGE, and the latest UNCHARTED game, UNCHARTED 3: DRAKE’S DECEPTION (which continues the best action-adventure movie series never made – seriously, these games destroy the best of Hollywood’s big-budget action movies in terms of sheer excitement and exhilaration).

Here’s to a holiday season teeming with mindless, digital diversions.

See you tomorrow? Until then, why not rock out with some geek USA, live from Germany!

Hey Look! I’m An E-book! (Get With It, Humanoids!)

Posted in Books, General, News, Raves on September 15, 2011 by Michael Louis Calvillo

You know, Loyal Reader, I’ve published five books. Five! And when each release came out I did a real strong promotional push. I posted all over social media and banged my drum as loud as I could.

I still have swag from each release – postcards, Hershey Nugget chocolates with tiny book covers printed on them, magnets, and I still bring them to every convention. And then at the conventions I read, and smile, and meet interesting folks, and (hopefully) sell some books (and buy some books too).

In all this time of promo-ing this or that, I have never once posted about or blogged about my e-books.

Stupid.

I feel like I’m late to the party.


($3.99 are you out of your mind? Heck no! This sucker only costs $3.99!)

Three of my releases have e-editions in addition to their hardcover or trade paperback counterparts. I’ve known that they’ve been there, hanging out in cyberspace, waiting for a buyer, but since I don’t like reading on the computer as much as I enjoy holding a real book, I haven’t placed much attention upon, or even bothered pushing the digital stuff.

My publishers are too busy publishing to do much promotion. The e-book markets post them there for you to click upon and download, but they don’t do much to promote individual releases either. I want to get the word out there, but I don’t want to pay for any of this. A BLOG and a Facebook page are all I need. I hope. But then, I have you, Loyal Reader, and you’ll help in spreading the good word. Right?

Enter the iPad. My wife and daughter brought me one for Father’s day last.  I love it. There are some interesting games (ARMY OF DARKNESS DEFENSE is free and it rocks!). Some cool work apps – like Microsoft Word and such. And then, after a few months of playing with it, I finally stumbled upon online comics and e-books.


(Sexy.)

They look so slick on the iPad’s beautiful screen. And they’re cheap! My e-bookshelf currently contains books by Weston Ochse and lots of free classics – The Odyssey, a complete Poe anthology, The Art Of War.

Just yesterday, the little bulb went off in my head. It signified an awakening.

Holy crap!

I have e-books that can look this good! And they do look good. They look great in the bright iPad light. The cover and interior art is in place. You get the whole book experience for a fraction of the cost. My e-books are budget, baby. You can get BLOOD & GRISTLE, AS FATE WOULD HAVE IT, and BLEED FOR YOU, for as low as $2.99! You can also grab a short story I wrote called THERE’S NO PLACE IN A SLEEPING WORLD FOR A WAKEFUL MAN for  only 2 bucks!


(I’m only $4.99! Yes!)

I think the iPad has really pushed this e-reading to the next level. Screw the Kindle. It’s archaic architecture is nowhere near as exquisite as iPad’s iBooks. Your computer bookshelf is a beautiful thing. The book covers pop all vibrant and artsy. I can actually touch one of my covers and dive into this digital age.

I still prefer books, but my eyes have finally been opened. I was leery and sort of quietly waiting for my rights to revert so I could work out a better digital contract and then push the books and hope to turn a profit after conventions and promotion, but the future is now. It’s time to mobilize.

So then, if you like the cut of my jibe (yep!), and you feel me on this digital book thing, then why not grab your iPad and spend twelve bucks on three of my works. I guarantee you’ll find them interesting. Will you love them and memorize cool, flashy paragraphs of smooth talking prose? Will you get lost? Will you give into the dark? Will you ride the snake? Ride the snake, ride the snake to the lake, the ancient lake, baby. The snake is long, seven miles. Ride the snake…he’s old, and his skin is cold...(thanks, Jim).


($2.99 for twenty stories and accompanying art.)

Anyway follow the appropriate links (click on either the book covers or hyperlinked print) and let’s see what we can do in sales.

Okay, Loyal Reader, I appreciate your loving support. I promise to write you a masterpiece one of these days. Deal ?

Yay! New TV Day!

Posted in General, News, Television on September 13, 2011 by Michael Louis Calvillo

We’re replacing our beast of a bedroom TV for a sleek, thin, new model. The old beast is a 37″ Toshiba HDTV that came out before HDMI cables became the HD standard. The set gets HD through component cables. I’m the type to not really quibble over a so-slight-you-almost-can’t-see-it difference between a component fed picture as opposed to a HDMI powered set. I notice with my video game consoles, but cable TV looks good either way.

Still, the beast has a giant, heavy-as-hell tube and the TV takes at least three strong men to lug it from its cradle atop a chest of drawers. The density factor has had us eyeing a new bedroom TV for some time.


(Go ahead, lift me. I dare you. I’ll break your back, humanoid!)

Our living room set isn’t too far from a replacement and we’ve been considering a large set (60″ or greater) for our home theater. I can’t wait to jump on this purchase (probably around Christmas). The new, large, LED LCD and plasma sets come equipped with Wi-Fi and an array of built-in apps. Their pictures are unreal. Sharp. Sexy. Sharp. Drool.

And you know what? TVs are frigging cheap! Our home theater set (another Toshiba, this one a 62″ HDTV DLP) cost like 4,000 bucks five years ago. New TVs of the same ilk (with phenomenally advanced tech running the show) are 1,500 dollars or less. Crazy. I can spend 2,000 dollars for a 70″ with all the bells and whistles. Not bad at all.

Considering how often our TVs get used, and then considering that we keep them for an average of five years, that’s a pretty great deal.


(The latest member of our happy, little family.)

Even cooler, COSTCO (the only place you should buy big-ticket items), offers a two-year standard warranty beyond the included, one year clause. For 99 bucks you can by three more years, giving your shiny new idiot box, five years of protection!

Technology is ridiculous. I love it when microchips swing things in our favor.

 


(Look at you, you sexy beast!)

 

 

In any case, our new bedroom TV is a 46″ Magnavox LCD HDTV. We got a super deal. It’s nice and thin, with a bright, sharp picture. Sundays in bed, watching cable, playing with my iPad, lazing about, are going to be even more awesome.

Night, Loyal Reader!

 

 

 

Robo coolness!

Eventual Winners, Perpetual Losers, & Creepy DEADGIRL(s)

Posted in Books, General, News on September 11, 2011 by Michael Louis Calvillo

Last month I began a free book contest. We’ve still got a little time before the deadline, but I wanted to post a few periodic reminders between now and the end date, October 31st, 2011.

I’ve already gotten a number of entries, but don’t fret, your chances are still just as good as any of the other entrants. Our winner will be chosen at random. The prize? A signed, limited hardcover of my Bloodletting Books release, DEATH & DESIRE IN THE AGE OF WOMEN (a $55 value!).


(Yes, I know, you’ve seen this a million times. I can’t help it, I’m like a proud papa with a billfold full of pictures.)

The rules of the contest are monkey-simple. Just post a review of any of my material in any public forum or venue and you’re in! From Amazon.com, to goodreads, to your own blog, to Horror-Mall , just post a critical analysis of anything I’ve written (good or bad) and then send me a link at mlcalvillo@yahoo.com. I’ll respond to your e-mail confirming your eligibility.

If you’ve already written something up (old reviews count), resend me the link as a reminder and you’re good to go. If you end up winning and already have a copy of DEATH & DESIRE, then I can give you a selection of my works in its place (valued at $55 or more). The books make great gifts too!

Okay then, keep ’em coming. Your reviews, negative or positive, are a great help in spreading the word. Folks read these things and they often pin their book buying decisions upon your opinions, so stay active and keep supporting small press horror!

What else?

Michelle and I have been watching Netflix lately. We tried two movies based on some Facebook recommendations. First up, WHITE NOISE 2.

The straight-to-video sequel (not really a sequel – instead it takes the premise of the first film – the Michael Keaton suck-fest – and does its own thing with it). Nathan Fillion stars, and while I like him as an actor, and he does a good job here, I found the film incredibly boring.

The film’s director, Patrick Lussier, did decent work on MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3D (still a stinker despite good direction) and does another workman-like job here, but like VALENTINE, it’s competent and looks good, but gives us nothing to get too excited about. At least VALENTINE was goofy and gory. WHITE NOISE 2 is boring and oh, so serious. Blech!


(Nice for a nap…)

Last night, we took a chance on DEADGIRL. I’m glad we did. It was creepy, and weird, and a little hamfisted, but in the end it all came together nicely. The titular character, a woman who can’t die (she just lulls between worlds), is magnificently freaky. And the leads, high school characters played by thirty year olds, actually talk and think like real, idiot teenagers (too bad they look so old).

The movie is sick and sort of thoughtful. It goes a little too far here and there, favoring sensationalism and easy gross-outs over realism, but hey, it’s a movie about a dead girl and the disgusting things high school boys choose to do with her, not a coming-of-age character drama about adolescent growth. With a bit more restraint, the movie could have been something really special.

(Lots of Ewwww moments. I like it!)

Young directors, Marcel Sarmiento and Gadi Harel, can’t direct an action scene to save their lives (the camera shakes, and the actors shake, and props shake, and I have no idea what’s what), but they do a killer job building tension and crafting an eerie ambiance. I’m definitely interested in seeing what’s next for the duo (together or independently).

Here the DEADGIRL trailer…

Welcome To The Screwed Up World Of Michael Louis Calvillo Must Be Destroyed! (Round 2…)

Posted in Books, News on September 8, 2011 by Michael Louis Calvillo

The sophomore slump ain’t got nothing on me. My second book, AS FATE WOULD HAVE IT, was a critical and commercial success. It won three Black Quill Awards, a very cool Darkscribe hosted best-of the year prize. I took home Best Small Press Chill (Reader’s Choice) – Woot! Woot! – and two more for Best Cover and Best Layout.

It’s a beautiful book all round, from Peter Mihaichuk’s eerie, striking, apple-in-the-mouth cover, to Cesar Puch’s slick layout and design work with those carving knife and fork icons between section breaks.

 Bad Moon Books did an incredible job on the edit too. There are few to no typos. As writers and editors, typos are impossible. You bash on fifty, five more pop up in their place. It’s like mental whack-a-mole. It makes you kind of delirious hunting them down.

Three, maybe four, sets of eyes usually does the job. With FATE, I gave it probably ten passes in four or five months of rewrites. Then Super Liz, Bad Moon’s beating heart, did her thing, and then Cesar joined in, and then super-cool reader-collector-friend, Jamie La Chance gave it a pass, and then head honcho, Roy, took a discerning look. By the time the book went to press it was well-tuned and ready to rumble.

 


(This might be my favorite cover of all, but it’s a tough call – some of my other covers are just as killer...)

When I wrote I WILL RISE (read all about it in Round 1), I was big into Chuck Palahnuik, Amy Hempel, and Raymond Carver. Chuck P is big time with movie options and best-selling mass market success (but you all know this). Hempel is a literary darling (if you don’t know, now you know). Carver wrote heart-breaking stuff that found its way into prestigious publications like The New Yorker (bow to the king) and widely read literary anthologies. I wanted to take these literary leanings and throw them into a badass book about one man’s journey to literally destroy the world. I cranked up the juice and wrote in a fever-dream-beat vernacular. I wanted to write pulp lit. But with my next book I didn’t want to do the same thing, I wasn’t trying to establish a stylistic voice so I could keep doing it over and over again (how boring), I wanted to do something completely different.

So I did.

 


(You’ve READ this right? Not seen, but read. Right?)

Though I WILL RISE was written in a searing, self-exploratory, first-person, its narrator is a foolish, foolish liar. The fiction was pure fiction-fiction-fiction. FATE, while narrated by an omniscient, objective overseer, is much more personal. There are painful bits of truth behind the characters actions and words. Where I WILL RISE is an anarchistic comic book (hail, hail), AS FATE WOULD HAVE IT is a think-piece on death, dying, and co-dependence.

Important people went and died on me in sudden, tragic ways. I was also interested in opiates – not drugs specifically, but all sorts of things in our lives that hop us up in the same possessive sense. Food. TV. Buying stuff. Love. ENTER YOUR NEUROSIS HERE.

Crap!

Hold up!

Here we are,  four hundred+ words into a post about a book about cannibalism and I have yet to mention the “C” word.

Yes, the hook here, Loyal Reader, is that our hero, a serial murderer, is also a gourmet chef who uses his artistry in the kitchen to prepare exquisite meat dishes. He’s also a very nice, very screwed up, very guilty guy. I wrote him as endearing, clumsy, lovelorn, and always fretting over those he’s killed and obsessing over the rippling loss his actions have upon his victim’s families. It worked perfectly. Readers seemed to really like my man, Montgomery, the reluctant cannibal. A particularly astute critic said she enjoyed the book so much, that she wanted to grab folks on the street and make them read it (thanks a bunch CW ;-)).

 

(Read like you eat. Words are sumptuous)

I also like the book’s other protagonist, the twenty-two year old junkie, Ashley. She’s colder and almost as screwed up Montgomery, but she isn’t murderous or anything. She’s pretty down to earth. She’s just lost and frustrated with life. Just like me when I was a twenty-two year old burnout.

Her boyfriend Henry is the story’s every-man. He lives like most of us do – equal parts awed and dismayed and delighted by life’s hectic twists and turns. He trucks along and does the best he can. In the end, he gets a bit of a raw deal (NO SPOILERS – I promise), but…

Aw, damn! You gotta read the book for more details on all that…

Then there’s the death. Death, death, death, and more death. It drips from every page. Some note the book is darkly humorous. And I agree, but… The dreary death stuff suffocates the mirth. You half-smile at this turn of phrase or that, or maybe a character’s life philosophy gets you thinking, but there’s always that growing death spiral to spin out of control and suck you down.

Coffins, and trunks, and bathtubs, and operating theaters, and freezers, and refrigerators, and forty-gallon barrels of sulfuric acid populate the back (and for) ground. The book is filled to bursting with claustrophobic little pockets of dread. Pictures of dead folks in picture frames, and cardboard presentation boards with deceased love ones taped up in a morbid display of arts and crafts, creep me out. I get the chills just thinking about all of it. I smell funeral homes. I feel freshly dug soil beneath my feet. Ewww.

 


(Loss hurts. Badly. Art helps.)

 

It’s not all death and doom (only about ninety-three percent). Love finds its way in (as always). At the heart of the story my leading foursome love their significant others with every fiber of their beings, and their significant others love them back even harder. Love is a dominating beast. It also presents the only shot anybody has at passing life’s tragic tests. It represents hope (however bleak).

Which brings us to the end of the line. I can’t tell you what happens because I don’t want to spoil anything if you haven’t given the book a shot. My analysis has been carefully written to exclude anything of importance to the enjoyment of the story. But the end? The end is a bit of a hot button. While FATE received nothing but positive reviews (a few of which even sparkle), I read a few, uncertain remarks in regards to the finale. Let me just say I went for something unconventional and uncomfortable. It reminds me of (or rather, I was highly influenced by) Neil LaBute’s 1998 film, YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS. I believe FATE achieves a similar tone.

So read it, okay?

Loyal Reader, you have to promise me you will eventually (be it today or ten years from now) snag a digital copy and READ IT (hard copies are out there, but they’re expensive – the digital book? It’s only $3.99 over at Crossroads Press. A paperback will see the life of day somewhere down the line)! If you even kind of, sort of, like my blog, I think you will love the book.

 


(In the flesh! The hardcover edition of FATE!) 

Full disclosure here. One of my favorite authors of all-time told me he couldn’t get into it. He had a hang up about some slow-moving action sequences and my story building technique. That’s cool (BTW – I still really, really dig this author – personally and professionally), to each his own. But then, AS FATE WOULD HAVE IT is not an action-piece! It’s not a standard thriller! There are zero car chases (though there is a car-tailing scene), zero drinking detectives, zero fist fights and zero gun fights. It’s about death (and love, and the carnal joys of a nice, tender cut of delicious yumminess).

At the time of this writing I have five books on the market. I am super-proud of all of them for a myriad of different reasons. With AS FATE WOULD HAVE IT, I went for uncomfortable and as it’s author, its dark theme still raises a dread-sick-lump in the back of my throat. Mission accomplished.

If you try it, be sure to hit me up and let me know what you’re thinking (good or bad – I prefer adulation, but can take the abuse).

 

Stay tuned for Round 3 – a break down of BLOOD & GRISTLE coming soon!


(Dani Serra’s Illio for the story, Forever & A Day, from BLOOD & GRISTLE. An explanation of it and the 20 other interiors soon…)