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Welcome To The Screwed Up World Of Michael Louis Calvillo Must Be Destroyed! (Round 1…)

Posted in Books on September 4, 2011 by Michael Louis Calvillo

I think I’ll use today’s post to begin highlighting some of my works while at the same time explaining myself. Let’s put the blog to work and see if I can’t get one of you to buy some books. I aim to entertain, Loyal Reader. But since I’m an author and not a musician, or a filmmaker, it takes a commitment on your part to get what I’m trying to say. You can’t quickly watch me, or bob your head to the beat (which feels as good as any of the small pleasures afforded us human beings). To truly appreciate what I have going on here, you have to…engage.


(This your brain. You only have one. Feed it well!)

Which sucks.

I know, I know. In this day and age – we are all SO BUSY!!! This reading thing takes time. As a writer, it’s even worse. When reading for enjoyment I keep thinking that I should be writing (as you non-writers keep thinking there are other things that need to be done). I feel far more productive with an 80,000 word manuscript in my lap than another author’s work playing out behind my eyes. But, as everybody on the face of the Earth surely knows – to write, and to write well, you have to read. You have to. There is no other choice. You have to study your own craft by studying someone else’s literary rhythms. Reading and writing – for us writers, they’re not mutually exclusive.

So then, without further fanfare, here is a little bit on one of my creations.

Read at your own risk!

Let the weirdness begin!


(Rock it, Calvillo!)
(Thanks, Kanye! I’ll do my very best!
)

Welcome to the screwed up world of Michael Louis Calvillo Must Be Destroyed! My mission statement goes something like this: MLC has been put on this Earth to accomplish a specific number of feats. The first of them – to love, to live, to self actualize – to continue to process wisdom – are running smoothly. So far, so good. I am currently on track with my spiritual and emotional ascension. The next feats – philosophy, entertainment, stimulation – are presently in progress and well-represented in my existing body of work. When I write I try to freak folks out, but, at the same time, I also want them to come away from my stuff with something to mull over. I’m not content with writing standard thrillers. Plot and forward momentum are as important as anything else, but then, so is a good, strong theme. Like anything else in life, it’s all about balance, baby.


(Oh how I love it when these suckers tip in my favor.)

What else? Hmmm. You’re not likely to find car chases or detective work in my stuff. I usually favor the bad guy. Things can get…ethereal. Writing fiction, I never forget that anything can happen and oftentimes, anything will.

Where to begin?

How about at the beginning?

I WILL RISE, my first published novel (my second written novel), nabbed itself a Bram Stoker Award nomination. I didn’t win one of those fabulous haunted houses, but the exposure really helped me to establish myself within the horror writing community. The book is currently out of print (I plan on selling it to a new publisher soon and creating a second, definitive edition). You can find it on Amazon for about forty-bucks (+) which is crazy because it’s only a trade paperback and the original price of $16.95 is printed right there on the back cover! I guess since there are a finite number of physical copies of this particular edition (first edition, first printing) they are worth a bit more. If I manage to build a bigger name for myself in the future, this batch of books will accrue an even greater value.


(My least favorite of all my covers. I can’t wait to see a new one as done by a professional…)

In any case, I love I WILL RISE. Pardon my conceit, but hot damn! I wrote the little sucker and I am extremely proud of how things turned out. It is by far my weirdest novel. It’s uncompromising. It’s polarizing (I can think of at least three authors who have told me that they didn’t like it!). It’s unique. If you can give yourself over to the funky, stylized ramblings, and get with the rhythmic flow of the punky prose, you’re bound to have a good time with anti-hero Charles Baxter and his devastating touch.

The book is about a thirty-three year old loser who hates the world and for the first forty pages that’s basically what he does. The novel has been attacked for taking too long to get moving, but if you pay the right amount of attention, you’ll see that every few pages, from #1 on, there are bits and pieces, an aside here, a dream there, that are super crucial to the overall end-game. The plot works on about five different levels (supporting characters have their own perspectives whether it’s spoon-fed to you or not) and the stuff I dole out as the voice of Charles Baxter isn’t always the stuff you should believe. I had a lot of fun writing as an unreliable narrator. It’s irksome that some folks seem to be too literal to vibe along with it.

     
(Early I WILL RISE promotional materials.)

In my humble opinion, I WILL RISE works so well because of the very things that certain reviewers slammed. You want a trippy adventure about an undead slacker who is tasked with destroying the world (yet another job he sucks at no matter how much he tries to convince you otherwise)? Then give I WILL RISE a shot. Psychic talk show hosts, and their dead wives, and five-year old telepathic geniuses, and the bitter blind, and lethal samurai swords, and wriggly worms, and undead Hollywood, all thank you for your time and effort.

Oh, and feel free to e-mail with your pressing questions. I’d be happy to clue you in on pieces of the puzzle that aren’t so easily apparent.

Okay, Loyal Reader, stay tuned. We will discuss more of my work in another post.

Small (Press) Giants

Posted in Books on August 31, 2011 by Michael Louis Calvillo

So, you wanna be an author? More specifically, a horror author? Cool. I can relate. I can dish. There is wisdom to be imparted here. Hopefully the next 1264 words help…

In any case, let’s start this sucker off properly – with the tipping of my hat, and a knowing nod of my head, I wish you good luck. The road ahead is rocky, and dark, and populated with its fair share of frustrating frustration. It ain’t easy, Loyal Reader, but if you know how to put a sentence together and have a head full of gruesome stories, small press glory awaits!

  
(These novels by Jeff Strand are some of the best horror has to offer!)

When I decided I wanted to be an author I had some serious delusions of grandeur. I had no idea how anything worked. I figured once I got a novel written, and edited, I was all set. All I had to do was print it out, and send it off to one of the major, New York publishers, and the money would start rolling in. This was way back in 2000, 2001, and e-mail submissions (a saving grace for anxious folks like myself) weren’t an option. If you wanted to take a crack at it, you had to write that ever-daunting cover letter and then print either your entire manuscript, or the first three chapters (the general standard), and then send them all off via the US Post.

And then you’d wait…

And wait…

And…

Wait.

Hold on a sec.

Let me back up a bit.

I’m hammering this out as I go and my brain likes to get ahead of itself. While we are waiting for that response from big New York (anywhere from three to twenty-four months) let’s talk logistics.

First, you gotta write the book. I’m at the point where that really has become the easy part. As a career novelist, I’m happy to report that after I wrote my first two novels, the process just got easier and easier. I enjoy the whole ordeal from the first word to the last. Let me stress that this is Super Important. If you’ve written that first novel and every second of it was like pulling teeth, and then you went on to work on a second, and maybe even a third, and things have yet to ease up…

This novelist thing probably isn’t for you. The pay (we’ll get to that) doesn’t justify the headache. If you want to do this, you have to enjoy it. You have to have a bit of that inner nerd rumbling around your heart and the four-eyed geek has to get excited about all of this dry stuff. There has to be an intrinsic need to do it.

Things like moving commas, and finding rhythm, and reading and rewriting the same passage hundreds upon hundreds of times, has to hold appeal. I teach high school English by day and though I am dealing with mallable kids who are still growing into adults, I see the frustration writing instills in some. The majority of these kids, I love ’em to death, but they will never ever, ever be authors. When they hear I’m an author, a few of them always come to me and say they want to write too. They share their stuff with me. They are not great. Then, there are others, who, at sixteen, seventeen, are as good as the pros. There has to be a bit of natural talent to succeed.


(Bram Stoker Award winner, Benjamin Kane Ethridge’s wild dark fantasy demonstrates some of the best writing out there!)

It boggles my mind, that some adults, some sane, seemingly together adults, want to be authors but can’t write a lick. I’ve met them through the small press horror boards, or Facebook, or at conventions, and I’ve agreed to read their stuff, and…well…it just blows me away. It’s kind of embarrassing. And this isn’t a personal opinion thing. This is a broken fundamentals thing. This is true delusion pure and simple.

Do your author friends a favor. If they suck, not story-wise or character development-wise, that stuff is all subjective, but on a fundamental grammatic level? Tell them so. I know it’s horrible to be mean and crush dreams, but it has to be done (not that I’ve ever been able to do it).

Anyways, if you love writing, and you knock out that first novel, and you look back at all the blood, sweat, and tears, and you still can’t wait to get going again, no hesitation, no fear…then you’re in! You pass! Okay, let’s go!

 
(Following JOHNNY GRUESOME, Gregory Lamberson has two, pulpy, fun series going at once! This author is working it!)

Sending out that first manuscript is rough. Expect rejections. Lots of them. And lots more. But don’t give up. This part of the process happens to almost every author (there are exceptions). When you finally get a bite and the publisher actually follows through and brings your work to print – pat yourself on the back, you are officially a published author. Awesome. Except… Well… Step back and take a look at the details of your publishing contract and the quality of the end product. Are you one of those that got so excited that a publisher, any publisher, wanted to buy your book, so you jumped head first before evaluating the validity of said publisher’s standards? It happens all too often (especially in the small press horror community).

I know what I am talking about because that is exactly how I got my start. No offense to Lachesis Publishing (the nice folks who took on my debut, I WILL RISE), but their micro-business tactics and ugly as sin art direction are not the way to go. I didn’t know any of this. I figured a publisher is a publisher and I was all set. Lachesis did as promised, but the end product was near embarrassing. I stand by the book (it’ll get another printing with a bigger publisher soon enough), but the POD quality, the layout, and my own cover art (and I am NO artist – they just figured they didn’t have to pay extra if they asked me to provide the art and I was eager enough to help out) reeked of the small press.

Don’t get me wrong. Small Press can be a beautiful thing, but the army of micro-publishers out there are uglying up the literary landscape by releasing sub-standard work that brings everyone else down. In my book there are maybe…I don’t know…five…six…maybe seven, excellent small press publishers that do incredible, professional work.

It’s my ultimate goal to work with major publishing houses and to get my work featured on prominent endcaps in bookstores (however long they may last). Once I’ve secured a review in Entertainment Weekly, I’ll be a happy camper, until then I’ll keep publishing with small press giants and demand that my work is well represented via top notch production values.

And so should you. If this horror writing thing is your thing and the major houses aren’t ready to take a chance on your work (this horror stuff tends to be edgy and dangerous, presenting a monetary risk), don’t settle. Please. I made that mistake early on, but have since figured out how things go down. I’m still not earning the professional rates (I believe my art deserves), but the dedication, and the willingness to spring for striking cover art, and the craftsmanship put into each of my recent hard cover limited releases, makes it all worthwhile. My readers can expect nothing less than the highest of quality and my books on my bookshelf (I know, I know, conceited) look damn sexy.


(John Little does some emotionally affecting magic and his writing is crystal sharp.)

In summary. Write. Enjoy writing. Be unique. Be strong. Be discerning. Don’t settle. Accept rejection gracefully and remember, so long as your stuff is well-written, and well thought out, somebody is bound to “Get it” and give you a shot.

Somehow none of this feels like enough. I can remember the frustration I felt in trying to get that first break. I wish I could do more to help other than offer up rambling, disjointed blog posts. Then again, you are my competition and if you succeed I will automatically loathe you.

Kidding, kidding. Once you’re in – you’ll see – we are all one, big, happy, disgruntled family of starving artists. Which reminds me… Here’s one more super valuable piece of advice. Be sure to attend horror conventions and mingle (same goes for mystery, thriller, romance and literary writers – find an appropriate convention and GO!). Published or not, don’t be shy about discussing your ambitions. You run into someone like me and I’m likely to introduce you to one of my benevolent publishers. Sometimes that’s just how things work.

See you tomorrow, Loyal Reader. Until then, write on!

Devil Inside

Posted in Books, General, News, Rants, Television on August 30, 2011 by Michael Louis Calvillo

What’s up with the Illuminati? I don’t know much about it, but I’m a big fan of Conspiracy Theory – I think it’s fun, fun, coo-coo stuff. A few years ago a kid in one of my classes (name withheld to protect the innocent miscreant) asked me about it. The conversation went something like this…

Me
So, Odysseus can get away with all this cheating becaus-

Student
You heard of the Illuminati?

Me
Um… We’re talking about The Odyssey at the moment, (name withheld). Anyway, Odysseus-

Student
(with more feeling)
No, C. The Illumanati. It’s crazzzzzzy.

Me
Okay. I’ll bite. What you got?

Student
They’re scary.
(bugs his eyes)
Real scary. It’s like the devil and stuff.

Me
What is it? What do they do?

Student
No, it’s scary.
(bugs his eyes again)

Me
Yeah…
(looks over shoulder to be sure nothing there’s nothing bug-eyed worthy to worry about)
But what is it? I don’t even know what this thing is. I’ve heard of it.

Student
Yeah, Jay-Z’s in it. He does this…
(makes Illuminati symbol with hands – opposing fore-fingers and thumbs touch to form the outline of a diamond)

Me
I’ve seen that.
(makes the symbol back)

Student
(bugs out eyes and drops his hands)

Me
(bugs eyes out and reinforces the diamond symbol by pressing fingers together harder.)

And so it went. After about fifteen minutes of going in circles I come to understand that The Illuminati are bad, bad people. They are all famous or rich or both, and it is their goal to destroy this country, encamping a large majority of the population and then taking things over. They want to run a devil nation, a modern-day Sodom & Gomorrah. Hmmm. Interesting.


(Trippy…)

After class, I jumped on the Internet to straighten things out. I love me some Wikipedia. As my man Michael Scott said, “Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.”

  
(It is kind of scary.)

Wikipedia reallly isn’t so bad. I usually find stuff that at least sounds true. So then, the illusive Illuminati. Here is what Wikipedia reports about The Illuminati and their nefarious, modern-day intentions:

  • The establishment of a One World Government with a unified church and monetary system.
  • Further advancement of ideas through mind control.
  • Encouragement of the use of drugs and pornography.
  • Suppression of all scientific advancement unless they considered it acceptable to their aims.
  • Causing the death of 3 billion people by 2050, through wars and starvation
  • Creation of mass unemployment
  • Fracturing of the nuclear family by encouraging teenagers to rebel
  • Use and promotion of rock music to facilitate this rebellion which include rock gangsters such as the Rolling Stones.

(Illuminati, Wikipedia 2011)

That’s pretty insane. I don’t know if I believe that celebrities or rich folks are secretly trying to corrupt us from the inside out. I suppose it’s possible. I’m sure there are little fringe groups of gun-nuts here and there that ascribe to a few of those intentions. But the popular media? Big celebrities and even, maybe, baby ones? Maybe even, Small Press Horror Writers? (He presses his fingers together harder and makes bug eyes then he blogs about it to spread the word…). Hmmm? I wonder if the “That’s for babies” Cheerios kid (or now that I think about it, GM – they manufacture those golden Os) is one of their agents of evil.

Good night brothers and sisters of The Legion of Loyal Readership. We will reconvene tomorrow.

Wait! Before you go take the time to consider…

   
  
  
(Uh-Oh! I think we might be in trouble here…)

Ready For Some Reading? It’s Sneak Preview Sunday!

Posted in Books, General, News on August 28, 2011 by Michael Louis Calvillo

Hi all. It’s been a wonderful, lazy Sunday. I slept in until about 1 in the afternoon then watched BACK TO THE FUTURE PART II, ROCK AND ROLL FANTASY CAMP, and THAT METAL SHOW on VH1 Classic, then played ARMY OF DARKNESS DEFENSE for a bit (I’m on WAVE 50, so I’m about done), then enjoyed an awesome dinner courtesy of my awesome cook of an awesome wife. Awesome.


(Yes, this guy is a total douche, but he makes for some good TV.)

Next up, we’re cleaning out our DVR (I’ve got a few episodes of JERSEY SHORE piling up on us).

But what about your blog? Thanks for asking, Loyal Reader! And thank you for taking the time to visit my site and for sifting through my posts!

I figure Sunday is as good a day as any to start running some writing excerpts. I know you read blogs because A.) it’s interesting to hear what’s going on, and B.) everyone loves a little social commentary. Non-fiction outsells fiction by some stupendous margin (which irks this fiction writer to no end) so it makes sense that folks dig blogs like they dig magazines, and the nightly news, and bite-sized bits of sensationalism.

Cool. Whatever. (He says as he hangs his head and mopes for the great novels of the world).

Anyway, why not use my blog to flip the script and offer up some solid fiction? Cool, huh?

Okay then, if you got the time here’s the first chapter from my upcoming novel BIRDBOX. Read it now, later, whenever (you can always search old posts and bring it back around should you desire). Love it. Hate it. Share it. Use it as a tool for the soon-to-be heavily promoted book.

My publisher commissioned a killer cover by the incredible Frank Walls, but I’m keeping it under wraps until we get closer to the launch. It’s a real winner and I can’t wait to share it (it’s definitely one of my favorites), but hopefully the suspense does what it’s supposed to do and gets you all tense and excited. The moment I get a definitive release date, I’ll show the sucker off. Pinky-swear promise.


(I may not be able to show you the BIRDBOX cover yet, but you can sneak a peek in my shiny, new promo magnet. Hint: check the last slice of artwork.)

Here’s a quick set up…

BIRDBOX is about the Garcia children, four feisty siblings aged from seven to sixteen, and their perilous, often messy battle with an ancient blood witch. There’s much, much more going on, but we’ll save the juicy details for the book launch.

Without further adieu, I am proud to present BIRDBOX – Chapter One: The Gift of Flight. Hope you enjoy it. Be sure to let me know what you think. Night, Loyal Reader. Happy reading.

***

1

The Gift of Flight

Little Isabella Marisol Garcia didn’t want to play hide-and-seek with her loud-mouthed brothers, but then she didn’t want to be left alone in the creepy old house either. She was only seven years and three months old and to her chagrin didn’t know how to properly express herself.

If she started crying, her brothers, especially Manny, would make fun of her (and call her a crybaby). If she said she wanted to go home, they would make fun of her (and call her a crybaby). If she said she didn’t want to play, they’d make fun of her (and call her a crybaby). But, if she agreed to play, and had to actually go off and hide somewhere, on her own, she’d be left all alone same as if she refused to play. So, she kept quiet and tried to follow Esteban’s overly complicated rules while her brain nagged and secretly wished she never tagged along in the first place.

“Stupid!” Oscar moaned. “It’s not that hard! We just run and hide and your dumbass tries to find us!”

Oscar was the eldest. At fifteen, he knew EVERYTHING (or at least he thought he knew everything). He wasn’t the least bit happy about hanging out with his siblings, but his friends weren’t around and he had nothing better to do. He browbeat Esteban (thirteen years old going on fifty), ridiculing his complex instructions until the nerdy over-thinker threw his hands up and shouted, “Fine! Just hide!” and then grumbled, “Fucking boring,” under his breath.

Isabella gasped and pinched Esteban’s arm.

“Sorry, Izzy.” He pushed his glasses against the bridge of his nose and looked down at his feet.

Manny, the twelve-year-old terror, an expert at cursing himself, capitalized upon Esteban’s slip and began jumping around. He teased, “I’m a tell Mama! You said the F word! You said it!”

Esteban flipped him off and then Manny got him in a headlock and then Oscar jumped in, and just like that, the three boys began wrestling around like wild animals (as Mama often called them).

Isabella crossed her arms and tapped her little feet and waited for the idiocy to cease. Stupid boys, was all she could think, but then she chastised herself for thinking such an ugly word like Stupid. It wasn’t really a curse, not like the F word or the S word, but her Mama and Papa still disapproved. They were adamant – young ladies were too sweet to talk like thugs.

While the boys scuffled, she glanced around the dilapidated house. It was a huge place, two stories with a basement below them and a little attic that sat up top almost like a third story. Isabella daydreamed that if the house were new and pretty like it surely once was, the attic would be her room. She’d paint it bright pink and decorate it just how she liked – Hello Kitty everywhere and dolphins, lots of dolphins – which would be worlds better than the small, white room she currently inhabited. It was too plain. Her Mama kept promising her that she’d help her fix it up, but she was always too busy. Worse, it was situated right next to Oscar’s room and he liked to listen to his ugly, rap music way too loud.

It would be nice to be on top for a change, to be above the noise and stink of three older brothers. But then, while she mulled it over, even if the house were new and pretty and her parents had enough money to buy it and they offered her the attic to beautify as she saw fit, she didn’t think she would take it. She didn’t think she would be able to live there no matter how new and pretty it could be or ever was. And while it didn’t seem particularly scary now, just dusty, and old, and gross – there were stories, horrible, evil stories that drove her brain frantic with fear.

Currently, her defenses were up, trying to drive her thoughts in every other direction but down into the dark recesses of her over active imagination.

They passed the old house everyday on their way to school and everyday her brothers would point out the windows of their mini-van and ask their Mama to tell them the ghost stories. Most mornings, unless Mama was tired or grumpy or mad at Oscar for being a teenager, or Manny for being a spaz, or at Papa for getting to take the Lexus to work while she had to drive the van, she lowered her voice and told them about the
Mendoza murders and how a mom went psycho and killed her husband and three children with a razor sharp axe.

Psycho?!

Murders?!

Dead kids?!

Isabella didn’t want to listen, and by the second and third and fourth time her Mama told it, she plugged her ears and quietly hummed the Sponge Bob Square Pants theme song. But then she had already heard it once and it was too late. The gargantuan house, sitting all alone in a weedy field, abandoned, half a mile from the housing development where they lived in beautiful Chino Hills, California, gave little Isabella Marisol Garcia a fearsome case of the heebie jeebies.

If she’d known that her brothers were going to make the trek to snoop it out, she would have never bugged her Mama to make them take her along. She would have been fine staying in and playing Candy Land (by herself even). But here she was, too late to back out or do anything about it (except rat on them when they got back home).

Inside, the house was every bit as dusty and as broken down as it was on the outside. Everything creaked and gave off dirt clouds that glittered (prettily, not creepy) like gold flakes in the shafts of light pouring in from broken windows and random breaks in the decaying structure.

Insects scuttled and birds chirped in the rafters. Isabella tried to keep her thoughts random – no focus – no fear – her ugly bedroom, her stupid brothers, her teacher, her favorite show – but the bird noises grounded her and she mistook their din for murderous ghosts. Cold chills tingled in her temples and tears threatened.

Esteban disentangled himself from the fray and noticed her distress. He straightened his glasses and asked, “Are you okay?”

Isabella shook her head no and fought against mounting sobs. She couldn’t let them see her breakdown. She’d never hear the end of it.

Manny jumped up from the floor. “She’s gonna cry!” he taunted.

Oscar socked him in the leg and he went back down clutching his thigh. “She’s not gonna cry. She’s fine. Right, Izzy?” Her oldest brother gave her a reassuring look.

Isabella shook her head and blinked fast. A solitary teardrop escaped and ran the length of her left cheek in a glistening trail.

“See!” Manny grunted from the ground. “She’s chicken!” He began making clucking sounds and rolling around on the dirty, cracked, marbled floor.

“No, I’m not!” Isabella screamed and ran for the decrepit stairway. She’d show them. She’d hide and they’d never find her and when they started to freak out (Mama would kill them if they lost her) she’d jump out and call them a bunch of dumb crybabies.

The distressed wood creaked beneath her feet. Oscar pushed his brothers off and got serious. He yelled, “Izzy!” just like Papa did when he was mad.

Isabella stopped halfway. She clutched the wobbly, wooden, metal banister and glared at her brothers. Though Oscar sounded like Papa and he had the same eyes, he wasn’t Papa and even though he was in charge he couldn’t tell her what to do, so she stuck out her tongue and ran up the remaining steps. All of her brothers yelled now, but she ignored them and ran into the first room to her right.

There was no door, just a splintered casing. The rest of the room was as unmade. There was a window frame, but no window, a master bathroom with a broken tub, a walk-in closet with no door, and running the length of the entire room, spanning the bedroom and bathroom, there were great swaths of torn carpet, battlefields of broken tile and great, gaping sections of missing floorboards. Isabella leapt a few of the voids, ran through the bathroom, and then hunkered down in the back of the large walk-in closet.

She screamed, “COME FIND ME, CHICKENS!” at the top of her lungs.

Satisfied with her impulsive bravery and her even braver challenge, she sat on her bottom in a corner of the dusty closet. Plenty of light poured in through the door jamb and the little window set high against the far wall, but the corners of the closet, the one she hid in and the ones opposite her were lost to deep shadow.

Isabella wiped at the thin layer of sweat slicking her forehead and worked at slowing her breath. The surrounding dark didn’t help. Her thoughts jumped to her Mama’s story about the crazy Mendoza woman and her blood spattered axe.

The story went she murdered her entire family while they slept, hacking them to chunky bits in their own beds and then mixing all of their parts into a gory pile in the middle of the kitchen. The deranged woman ate from the pile, making sandwiches out of her dismembered
loved ones, until her husband’s work and her children’s school notified the police. Rumor had it she chopped them up so thoroughly that it took the police a full week to identify who was who.

Or so her Mama said. The glint in her eyes and the smile threatening to derail her scary tone made Isabella think
she was fibbing for fun, trying to scare them into nightmares so when the story resurfaced and struck in the middle of the night (as such stories tended to), they’d rush from their beds and curl up alongside her and Papa (it worked).

Breathing deeply, she prepared to get up and find another hiding spot, one with less shadows, when something in the opposite corner moved. Her labored breathing caught in her throat and her heart leapt into her chest. Intense fear widened
her eyes.

The unseen Thing made a shuffling sound like nails scratching wood, like an axe scraping across floorboards.

Isabella made a high pitched, whining sound and pulled her knees close to her chest. The Shuffling Thing shuffled some more and then hopped from the darkened corner on a pair of thin, leathery, three toed feet. Her whining scream hiccupped and then broke into a squeal of delight. “Birdie!” She giggled and clapped her hands.

The bird was big, a raven or a crow, whichever of the two was larger, with a broad, silky black chest and a massive, crushing beak. Had Isabella not been seven, maybe a teenager, or better acquainted with true fear, the bird’s beady, soulless, black eyes (and that sharp, sharp, sharp beak) might have terrified her. As it stood, she continued to wave her hands and repeat, “Birdie,” three more times, soft clapping and whispering as not to frighten the majestic creature. It was standing right next to a large hole in the floor and Isabella feared if she startled it, it might fall in.

The bird dropped its head and cawed. Isabella put her hands over her mouth and muffled a laugh. It hopped closer. She crawled toward it and put her hand out to pet its head. The raven cawed again and with sudden speed lunged forward. It drove its piercing beak into her outstretched hand and broke the skin of her left palm. Isabella pulled her hand back in shock.

Good will drained and true fear took dominion. The big bird became every bit as frightening as the monsters or the sharks or the horrors that sometimes whispered her name and gnashed their teeth under her bed. She screamed and scooted in reverse until her back hit the wall. She got a look at the blood welling from her hand and her surprised scream catapulted into a howl.

The bird hopped in place and danced its beak up and down. Isabella flailed and whimpered. Rivers of blood ran her palm, splashing the grimy floorboards and running streams down her forearm. She screamed and kicked out, trying to shoo the bird away, but it held its ground and regarded her with jerky movement, its beak shining darkly with her blood.

Nightmare stuff gathered in her brain. Isabella clutched her bleeding palm and jumped to her feet. She ran from the closet, dodging the broken tiles in the master bathroom and vaulting the missing floorboards in the bedroom. She reached the stairs in two seconds flat. Leaning on the railing, holding her throbbing hand close to her body, she descended a step. Her brothers were still arguing in the house’s dilapidated foyer. They looked up at the same time, three pairs of eyes going wide, three voices rising to implore their little sister to, “STOP!”

Isabella took another step. The railing crumbled. Dry rot puffed to dust and the worn wood creaked and shifted on its swaying, wrought iron supports. She leaned with the collapsing banister and tried to pivot back at the last second, but the forward momentum was too great. Her sixty pound frame teetered for a breathless second and then fell.

She dropped through the musty air head first. There was no time for thought. The word, “Mama,” breached her lips as her skull rushed toward the ruined marble of the entryway.

Gritting her teeth and closing her eyes, Isabella expected pain, or instant death, or a swirling crown of stars like in the ancient cartoons her mom tried to get her to watch. Instead, her head slammed against something soft.

The soft thing dipped like a shock absorber and the rest of Isabella’s body fell against it, feet first, perpendicular
to horizontal, so that she was lying on her stomach.

Whatever caught her, bounced a few times and then rose into the air. She opened her eyes to a sea of brown and tan and flecks of frenetic black and white. Wild smells, like her dog Coco, filthy from living outside, scrunched her nose. Feathers pushed between her lips and forced a few involuntary Phhffts!

Feathers?

She rolled over. The splintered, hole-riddled ceiling of the Mendoza Murder House rushed toward her. She put her hands palms down and ran them over the soft thing launching her toward the roof.

Feathers?

Her ears honed in on a barrage of incessant chirping. The rapid ascent arrested inches from the ceiling and the soft thing beneath her dropped a little. Isabella’s stomach went with it, but then evened out and hovered unsteadily. She turned her head to the left and then
to the right.

Birds?

She was floating on a blanket of fast flapping birds.

Hundreds upon hundreds of them.

Brain Mush

Posted in Books, General on August 25, 2011 by Michael Louis Calvillo

I began an editing marathon session. I started reading at 7:30 and kept at it. I taught and got the kids working on vocabulary, graded a few errant papers (I kick so much butt!!! Yesterday, I graded EVERY LITTLE THING) and then got to work reading, changing things, rearranging sentences, and moving zillions of commas, occasionally surprising my self with a cool passage I forgot I wrote. Conversely, the opposite happens and I find horrible, horrible mistakes and awkward, rambling sections that need to be trimmed. I’m keeping stuff lean – know what I mean?

The manuscript I’m currently working on is a joy. I love the editing, second / third draft stage, more than any other part of the writing process. I’ve done all the hard work. Now it’s time to gussy things up. There’s a puzzle like quality to building sentences and forming paragraphs that build into chapters. As a lover of language, I LOVE this very much.

I should really use all of this in Part III to my WORM deconstructed series.

And I will.

In any case, this particular manuscript is called, HYPNOTIC. It’s a hiphop horror novel (yep!) and as much as I hate tooting my own horn (yep!), I dig it. There are some cool characters, high drama! mega-famous rappers! fierce rhymes! and lots of frenzied savagery! It’s glitzy and wild and I had so much fun writing it. Most of it came real easy. There were a few sections that took some straightening out. I wrote a friend’s alter ego into the narrative. Rex Steel. He’s the man. I love the gangsta so much I fleshed him out and threw him into the mix. He’s an anti-hero. He has beef with the protags. I’m super happy with the way he came out. He’s darkly humorous. Oh and he has the greatest rhymes. Check it!


(Roll with Rex!)

The book is 312 pages and I took care of about 260 of them today. I might finish tonight or maybe tomorrow. Then I have to write a certain publisher and apologize for being so late. I told him I’d have the book to him weeks ago, but I’ve been so busy and I haven’t had a chance to get on a real edit until this morning. I’m happy I rocked it, knocking over two thirds of it out. Yay! Talk about productive. As soon as I am done with this hiphop project, I have a short story awaiting it’s final coat of paint before I send it on to one of three or four anthologies I plan on submitting to in the every near future (in other words – I have to hurry the heck up!). Fingers crossed I place this stuff.


(What’s up, homie?)

It’s unfortunate, Loyal Reader. You know? There simply aren’t enough hours in the day. Teaching is wonderful work, but this getting up early stuff? Ugh. I am a night owl. I’d love to stay up, watch TV and work on the old computer, until two, maybe even three in the morning. I’d like to get up around nine-thirty and get to work by ten or so. That would make life almost near perfect.

Rap on!

Shake your butt to this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRifZDcZ8bw

Art Of The Soul

Posted in Books on August 18, 2011 by Michael Louis Calvillo

One of my favorite parts about being an author is opening an e-mail and laying my eyes on new artwork for an upcoming publication. So far, working in the small press, I’ve been very lucky to have worked with excellent artists with awe inspiring skills. I’ve seen some horrible covers (no offense, horrible covers) and some horrible titling (no offense horrible titling) and if I was presented with one as my new release, I wouldn’t know what to say? I wouldn’t want to offend any body.

Again, I’ve been lucky. My first book kind of sucked. Not the book, I’m proud of that unruly bad boy (I WILL RISE). It’s first novel raw and has it’s angry young man energy. Not to toot my own horn, but I think it rocks. If you haven’t read it, I recommend it ;-). Still, the cover art stunk. I was the artist and Loyal Reader, let me tell you, I am not an artist. All I did was scan my hand into the computer and then photoshopped it into a weird, hole-in-the-hand, decaying planet – cancer – heart thing. I don’t hate it, but it’s amateruish compared to the artwork done by true artists.


(Kid’s stuff.)

Peter Mihaichuk did my second novel. Bad Moon Books had a much better budget than the micropress that handled my first book. AS FATE WOULD HAVE IT is a gruesome work. It’s truly scary. By day, Peter is an art director on various Canadian television projects. His dark art is top notch. His freaky photoshop manipulated pieces are striking and often times unsettling. Check out his work, you’ll be impressed.


(I love this.)

Daniele Serra really brought it. He did a gorgeous cover and twenty-one killer interiors in his distinctive, beautiful style. Bad Moon was even more generous with their art budget this time around and really went the distance to help produce a great looking book. As a trade paperback, BLOOD & GRISTLE is a well-priced art book with a collection of screwed up stories courtesy of moi.


(Bellissimo!)

The novella BLEED FOR YOU sold pretty well in print and digitally, due in part to Delirium Book’s work ethic and an incredible art piece by Zach McCain. I’ve never actually traded emails or spoken with Zach. Delirium gave him instruction and he came up with art that is highly evocative of my story. The work just fits. After you read the book, take a look at the cover and you can’t help but thinking, perfect, just perfect.


(McCain nailed it.)

My latest work, Bloodletting Book’s DEATH & DESIRE IN THE AGE OF WOMEN, has the coolest cover to date (IMHO). Alexy McVey tore it up. We discussed a number of concepts, one including naked, writhing devil women worshiping a giant worm. The idea somehow morphed and took on a bit of Christian iconography with a slimy worm, a gnarly tree, and an Eve in the Garden of Eden feel stemmed from the bits and pieces of religious allusion that weaves in and out of the narrative. McVey pulled off a mature work of classic beauty. Like with many of the works above, prints of the paintings are available and reasonably priced. Search them out.


(The next level.)

I have more superb covers coming out on the horizon including two from the awesome Frank Walls (stellar work for 7BRAINS and BIRDBOX. I wish I could share what I’ve seen, but we’ve got to wait just a little bit longer.

Well, see you tomorrow. Friday! Yay! Night, Loyal Reader.

Beware Those Angry Birds!

Posted in Books, General, Movies, Raves on August 13, 2011 by Michael Louis Calvillo

It’s my new obsession! Holy crap, Loyal Reader, have you played this thing? It’s ridiculously fun. The object is to kill the egg stealing pigs by dive bombing kamikaze birds into their forts of wood, glass, rock, and the occasional TNT box. You sick your birds on the pigs by launching them in a touch-sensitive slingshot. Just put some pressure, pull, angle, then fire!


(Weapons of Mass Destruction)

That’s all there is to it. I didn’t expect the simple mechanic to hook me the way it did. I played for over an hour and plan on playing some more sometime soon. It’s my new Tetris. Go figure. I see ANGRY BIRDS T-shirts at school. It’s gotten that big. If you haven’t already, take a minute to give it a shot. It’s a must have for your iPad (or phone).

Also, FINAL DESTINATION 5 3D was a blast. It was damn expensive ($14.50 each), but it was worth it. The movie won’t work on DVD or cable – it’s standard entry fare with the same plot and the same unknowns acting the best they can with the material they’re given. The 3D enlivens the schlock factor. A schlock movie like FD5 or PIRANHA 3D deserves schlock 3D. It makes the movie more fun than it is.

Ranking them, FD5 comes in third, behind FD2 and the original film, but before FD4 and the godawful FD3 (the rollercoaster scene should have been much, much cooler). Nice direction and creative death sequences make FD5 3D worth checking out.


(I LOVE schlock! Yum! Yum!)

Also, if they make an FD6, I’m there. I think the series still has legs. They can do a few more, hire interesting directors, tweak the plot a bit, keep them short and zippy, make them entertaining. From bird slingshots to death’s due, we’re a pretty easy audience.

Short Stories Suck (The Life Right Out Of Me)

Posted in Books on August 11, 2011 by Michael Louis Calvillo

I’m all about writing novels. Short stories are wonderful when they work – nothing has more power than a concise, well-paced, powerful short. Take someone like Amy Hempel or John Updike or Raymond Carver. They write short fiction that makes me whimper. I marvel at technique and word choice. Theme resonates like a sharply, plucked guitar string. I feel almost more human when one of these stories gets things just right. Emotions rage. Literature can be affecting, even life changing. Yeah, short stories can be that powerful. As a reader I am intoxicated, but as a writer? Forget it. I feel about two inches tall.

        
(Jedi Masters)

Still, I try.

I’m currently struggling through four of the unruly beasts. Then I have to write two more and clean up another two that I have waiting for a final coat of paint. It’s definitely a love-hate thing. Sometimes I’m satisfied with what I come up with. I surprise myself with what comes out. On occassion. a line will really speak to me and I’ll think, damn, I wrote that? But then other times I’m just staring at a blank screen trying to come up with a story worthy enough to be written.

Writing, Loyal Reader, is a lot like painting. You get your initial sketch out and then you layer plot and theme and shadow and then you move this comma or that, you nitpick, you can’t let it go, you keep shifting and manipulating and bending things until they’re are just right.


(I want to write just like this)

Lately I’ve being dealing with a rampaging apeman, Satanic boyfriends sacrificing their girls to the beast, a shapeshifter trying to find love in a hotel for freaks, and Hispanic death matches for cash and prizes. These of course come from the aformentioned stories I’m slaving away on. Hopefully they will all find their shape and hit the highs and lows that I envision for them (and you). Then I can get back to novel writing until another project comes down the turnpike and runs me over.

I complain, but I love it.

My brain hurts, yet in the end I’ve managed to sculpt myself a nice piece of art. Chances are it’ll sell, and then everybody gets to read it, and the world turns a little faster, and then POOF! I am legion. Hail, hail, Loyal Reader. See you tomorrow.

Apes Of Wrath

Posted in Books, General, Movies, News, Raves on August 9, 2011 by Michael Louis Calvillo

First off, RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES rocks! It’s dumb as a box of rocks, but it moves swift, has heart, and the CGI looks wonderful. Not much else to say here. If you’ve seen the previews you’ve pretty much seen the movie. Also, the title kind of says it all.

Regardless, the film is fun and definitely worth a look (those sharply animated apes are awesome to behold – same for the carnage in their last act rampage).


(Revolution is no barrel of monkeys!)

What else?

Well, Loyal Reader, it just happens to be my name day! Yep! I’m thirty-seven years young (though I don’t feel a day over twenty-two). My lovely family spoiled me with new books (Jay-Z’s DECODED and Chuck Klosterman’s THE VISIBLE MAN), and ice cream cake, and dinner (PF Chang’s) and that ape movie. Awesome.

Talk about feeling special. Not only did my wife and daughter spoil me rotten, my Facebook friends came out in droves with birthday wishes. Pretty cool, huh? Life is good.

I really, really want to comment on each post, but I’ve gotten over two hundred sentiments and after personally thanking half of them, well, unless I want to spend ALL NIGHT responding, I had no choice but to let it go. I’ll definitely be sending out a mass thank you message (which I intend to do as soon as I’m finished here). Thank you, thank you, thank you Facebookers! I appreciate you taking the time to stop by my wall.


(Yikes! How cool is that?)

Well, tomorrow is officially the first day of school. The kids will be out en mass. I’m excited, and a little nervous, and even though it’s my birthday, I need to blow out these candles and turn in early so I’m well rested for the big day. This party animal is getting too old. But that’s A-okay. Being thirty-something rules!

Nighty-night!

FREE BOOKS ARE BETTER THAN ALMOST ANY OTHER THING IN THE WORLD! – MLC’s Free Book Contest

Posted in Books, General, News on August 3, 2011 by Michael Louis Calvillo

Nothing beats free books. I don’t know what it is, but I love them! A few years back, my wife and I spent a chunk of money on a trip to check out BEA (Book Expo America) – we didn’t have to fly, but we got a hotel room, and meals, and paid for our BEA registrations, but in the end I was happy as a clam lugging home armful upon armful of free books.

Beautiful, free, hardcover books!

We surely paid more than the cost of the free books for the overall experience, the weekend was far from a wash, but something about my shiny, new novels kept me smiling every time I’d recap for friends. “Man, my arms were so sore from all those free books!” Wonderful.

Anyway, today’s your lucky day, Loyal Reader! I’m gonna give away a couple of signed, PC (publisher’s copies) edition hardcovers of DEATH & DESIRE IN THE AGE OF WOMEN!

Now, they’re not exactly free, they’re the prizes in my first ever, hopefully annual, Free Books are Better than Almost Any Other Thing in the World Contest. Should this sort of thing get you fired up, all you need to do is post a review of any thing you have read by  me on Amazon, or Facebook, or Goodreads, or Horror-Mall, or anywhere else with decent traffic that accepts reviews. The book is worth $55 bucks, I’ll pick up the shipping, and even throw in some Michael Louis Calvillo Must Be Destroyed swag, while packing the winner’s prize for the mail.

 
(Bloodletting did one heck of a job on the production – The finished book is very pretty)

So whadda you say?

Just send me a link to your review and you will automatically be put into a random drawing for the book(s). I’m still small potatoes as an author (the reason these reviews mean so much) and chances are the contest won’t be super crowded, so your odds of winning are pretty good. If I love, love, love your entry, but it is not one of the winning, random draws, I might find it in my heart to send you some sort of freebie  for your efforts (I have some PC editions of other work lying around here). Blow me away and I’ll be generous.

Oh, and if you aren’t thrilled with my stuff, that’s okay, your opinion is your opinion, lukewarm to bad reviews also qualify (though they have the potential to hurt my feelings).

Send all entries to mlcalvillo@yahoo.com. Deadline is October 30th, 2011. Winners will be announced on Halloween and prizes will be sent immediately thereafter. Please feel free to repost this and get the word out, I’d really appreciate any and all help.

All right then, good luck!